(6);) Sex is like pringles...once you pop you just cant
stop ;)(6)
;):P ThE bEsT wAy To GeT oVa A gUy iS tO gEt UnDa AnOtHa
OnE :P;)
(6)(L)(R) 3 wOrDs To RuIn A gUyS eGo...iS iT iN?!??!? (R)(L)(6)
(6) Sex is like snow...you never know how many inches you'll
get or how long it will stay! (6)
~;)~ what begins with f and ends in u-c-k? FiRe TrUcK ~;)~
:P which part of pop-eye never gets rusted? the part he
puts in olive oil :P
;) Virgins are great, sluts are bad, come with me and ill
drive you mad ;)
;)(L) iF a GuY TeLLs YoU tO sUcK iT sAy No I cHoKe On sMaLL
tHiNgS (L);)
:P;)Daz washing up powder, for best results drop trousers
here ;):P
;) boxers are red, boxers are brown, i like them best when
they are down ;)
;)(F) roses are red, boggies are green, i like your legs
and whats in between (F);)
(6)~~* SOME GIRLS LEAD SOME GIRLS FOLLOW SOME GUYS BRING
PLESURE OTHERS BRING SORROW BUT THE BEST CHICKS ARE THE ONES THAT SUCK AND SWOLOW*~~(6)
;):P Friends are like condoms...there
for you when things get hard :P;)
Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop
Unless you Put Em Together;)
;) KiDs In ThE bAcKsEaT dOnT cAuSe AcCiDeNtS...AcCiDeNtS
iN tHe BaCk SeAt CaUsE KiDs ;)
(6)(L)(K) Ðøñt §tì©k ÿøû®
tøùñg€ øút üñlê§$ ¥èw þlåñ øñ ù§ïñg ¡t (K)(L)(6)
:p Virginity Is Like A Balloon 1 Prike
And Its Gone :p
(6);) ¥øù ßè gøoð åñð ìll ßê bãð ìll
gïvè ÿå thª ߀$t t¡mè ú èvª hãð ;)(6)
;) Life is like oral sex....one slip
of the tongue and ur in the shit ;)
;) Dya wanna play army? Lie down and
ill blow the hell outa ya ;)
(6)(R)(K):P NiCe JeAnS! cAn I tEsT yOuR zIpPeR?!?? :P(K)(R)(6)
(*):D If a quiz is quizicle what is a test?!??! :D(*)
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4 fUn øR GêTtInG pAiD, êVêRy1 £UvS gêtTiN £åId(6)xXx
;) WiLL yOu TeLL yOuR tRoUsErS iTs rUdE tO pOiNt ;)
:) sMiLe If YoU sWaLLoW! :)
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
;)(L)(R) WhAt MaTtErs Is NoT tHe LeNgTh O tHa WaNd BuT
tHe MaGiC iN ThE sTiCk (R)(L);)