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(6);) Sex is like pringles...once you pop you just cant stop ;)(6)

;):P ThE bEsT wAy To GeT oVa A gUy iS tO gEt UnDa AnOtHa OnE :P;)

(6)(L)(R) 3 wOrDs To RuIn A gUyS eGo...iS iT iN?!??!? (R)(L)(6)

(6) Sex is like snow...you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will stay! (6)

~;)~ what begins with f and ends in u-c-k? FiRe TrUcK ~;)~

:P which part of pop-eye never gets rusted? the part he puts in olive oil :P

;) Virgins are great, sluts are bad, come with me and ill drive you mad ;)

;)(L) iF a GuY TeLLs YoU tO sUcK iT sAy No I cHoKe On sMaLL tHiNgS (L);)

:P;)Daz washing up powder, for best results drop trousers here ;):P

;) boxers are red, boxers are brown, i like them best when they are down ;)

;)(F) roses are red, boggies are green, i like your legs and whats in between (F);)

(6)~~* SOME GIRLS LEAD SOME GIRLS FOLLOW SOME GUYS BRING PLESURE OTHERS BRING SORROW BUT THE BEST CHICKS ARE THE ONES THAT SUCK AND SWOLOW*~~(6)

;):P Friends are like condoms...there for you when things get hard :P;)

Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together;)

;) KiDs In ThE bAcKsEaT dOnT cAuSe AcCiDeNtS...AcCiDeNtS iN tHe BaCk SeAt CaUsE KiDs ;)

(6)(L)(K) Ðøñt  §tì©k  ÿøû®  tøùñg€  øút  üñlê§$  ¥èw  þlåñ  øñ  ù§ïñg  ¡t (K)(L)(6)

:p Virginity Is Like A Balloon 1 Prike And Its Gone :p

(6);) ¥øù ßè gøoð åñð ìll ßê bãð ìll gïvè ÿå thª ߀$t t¡mè ú èvª hãð ;)(6)

;) Life is like oral sex....one slip of the tongue and ur in the shit ;)

;) Dya wanna play army? Lie down and ill blow the hell outa ya ;)

(6)(R)(K):P NiCe JeAnS! cAn I tEsT yOuR zIpPeR?!?? :P(K)(R)(6)

(*):D If a quiz is quizicle what is a test?!??! :D(*)

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;) WiLL yOu TeLL yOuR tRoUsErS iTs rUdE tO pOiNt ;)

:) sMiLe If YoU sWaLLoW! :)

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

;)(L)(R) WhAt MaTtErs Is NoT tHe LeNgTh O tHa WaNd BuT tHe MaGiC iN ThE sTiCk (R)(L);)

 

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