|
A man died in his house, but he didnt die normal, he died with
an erection. The police were investigating the house, then they left for their lunch break. There were 3 women stood outside,
and they had heard what had happened. They all dared each other to go and shag him for a laff. So the 1st women went in, shagged
him and came back out. The 2nd woman went in, shagged him and came bk out. Then the 2 women sed to the 3rd, go on its your
go now, but she said "Oh i cant its my wrong time of the month" but they said "Oh it doesnt matter hes dead remember" so the
third woman agreed went in and shagged him and came back out and the three women left. The police came back after their lunch
break and found the man alive. "How did this happen you're suposed to be dead" said the police man, and the man replied
"Oh i had 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion"
Two friends ben and dooda went to town on the bus. on the way
to the town, dooda died on the bus. ben thought oh my god what shall i do? so he goes to the police office in town and tells
them what happened and asks what should i do? and the police tell him to go home and tell dooda's parents. ben goes to dooda's
house, and asks dooda's parents to sit down as he had something to tell them, and he said,
 "Guess who died on the bus today, dooda, dooda"
There is a man who is going out with a woman called loraine,
who he loved very very much. But, 1 day he went 2 work and met this woman clled claire leah, who he really fancied, He then
found out clare leah fancied him aswell. he was desperate to go out with clare leah, but he didnt no how 2 dump loraine. but,
1 day, him and loraine were walking along the beach, when loraine was swept away by a GIGANTIC wave, neva 2 b seen again.
The man sat down, and he frowned, then he smiled, and began 2 sing
" i can c clare leah now loraine
has gone"
3 nuns had died, and all wanted to go to heaven so they stood
at heavens gates and waited to see if they were allowed in. God came along and said, well ill have to ask you each a question
and if you get it right, you can go to heaven. So he asked the 1st nun, who was the 1st woman on earth? she said, eve, she
was right, and God let her into heaven. He asked the 2nd nun, where did eve live? she said, in the garden of eden, she was
right, and God let her into heaven. God said to the 3rd nun, im going to have to ask you a but more difficult question, and
he nun said oh thats fine, so God asked, what was the first thing eve said? and the nun said, hmmmm thats a hard one....and
she was right, so God let her into heaven.
a woman was very distraught at the fact she had not had
a date nor and sex in quite some time.afraid she might have something wrong with her she decided to employ the medical expertise
of a sex therapist.her pyhsician recomemended Dr Wang a well known chinese sex therapist so she went 2 c him. upon entering
the examination room dr wang took one look at her and said "ok take off aw your crows" she quickly disrobed and stood naked
before him. "now" said wang "get dow on knees and craw reery reery fass away from me to the other side of room" when she had
done this dr wang said "okay now turn around and craw reery reery fass to me" once agen she obliged. dr wang slowly shook
his hed. "ok your probrem vaywe vaywe bad your have ed zachary disease....worse case ive ever see. that why you not have dates
that why you not have sex" confussed the woman asked "what is ed zachary diesease?"
wang replieded..."it whn your face rook ed zachary rike your
ass"
|
